Yeah, that’s right Tuesday. You sucked. Pretty much from the moment I met you yesterday (around 6 am if I remember correctly).
Nothing worked right. The computer was slow, the phone kept dropping calls. Your only saving grace in that category is that my trusted coffee pot never faltered.
Nothing went the way I wanted it to. The painting isn’t going to happen, they gave away my moving truck (how does that even HAPPEN?) and so-and-s0 is mad at me. Again.
There was nothing good on TV. Because, well, it’s Tuesday night. I can’t remember the last time there was something good on Tuesday nights. So there.
So, yeah, you’re not all that you’re cracked up to be. You were a bad day. A horrible, no good, very bad day. Maybe your younger sibling (next Tuesday) will deliver on some good stuff because your older sibling (last Tuesday) was a helluva lot like you were. Not so good for your family line if I do say so myself.
Not to put any pressure on you, Wednesday, but I hope you don’t suck. Tuesday was awful, so you don’t have a whole lot to lose at this point but I would still appreciate a strong showing. Seriously, bring it.
